Megaversal Remix

Marrowlight · Last edited by Marrowlight on Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:44 am; edited 1 time in total

"Harv, Eldrith, you'll be traveling together." She pauses to allow for the chuckles to ripple through the room. "You'll be leaving within the week. Eldrith, the necromancer depopulation is going to create a bit of chaos, as all their property and servants are dispersed amongst surviving relatives, or more likely turned over to the locals powers." Necromancers often seemed to have no family, a disturbing trend for the dark mages. "I want you to visit the smaller cities and larger towns, securing as much excess slave stock as you can. Four of the ladies will be going with you. Keep them available to the local lords at all times. I want their eyes elsewhere than on the ledgers of the slavers."

With a nod from Auntie, the little gnome hands Eldrith a well aged map and a small leather bound book that's in tatters. "Word will eventually spread, no matter how hard we try, of an elf purchasing a large number of slaves. If anyone puts you to a serious question, these are your cover. Documents passed down your family line for generations, indicting a small family manor in the Old Kingdom that was buried by Elementals during the Elf-Dwarf war. Now that you've earned your fortune, you're gathering a work force to help excavate the grounds. To that end, Kore and the field teams will be at work in the Old Kingdom. He'll send agents into Timiro to collect your slaves from time to time. Send those who are fit for hard labor. You know what to do with the rest."

With a slight sigh, she turns towards Harv. "Now Harv, Ogres are common slave stock in the Timiro Kingdom. I need you to control that temper of yours, when dealing with the humans. Eldrith is going to be sticking his neck out quite far, and I need someone there who can kill anything that tries to kill him. If you can't handle that, I'll send someone else, but then you'll be spending the next few years in the mountains with Kore, sleeping on the dirt, far, far away from any decent city. Can you keep yourself under control?" Of course, Auntie would be sending a mountain of drugs, plus Eldrith's own special artifacts, to keep the Berserker in line. It never paid to be too cautious with Harv.

cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:17 am Post subject:

"I's got a twoferone sale goin on rite nows if anyones intrested"
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El arches an eyebrow at Harv.

((Incidentally, Marrow, never heard back from my harlot))
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Marrowlight · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:41 am Post subject:

cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:58 pm Post subject:

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cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:44 pm Post subject:

"Wha??? Me...King?" *scratches brow* "okay."
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"Not Ok. Apparently, Auntie has a problem with the wholesale rape and enslavement of Timiro at the hands of foreign invaders, and prefers the wholesale rape and enslavement of Timiro at the hands of its slaves."

"I suppose that once we acquire some more stock, we should put them to work, as well as our fine ladies. If this goes right, we're going to have a large number of slaves, and not all of them will be beast races... and I imagine that, even amongst those, there will be lords who wish to deprave themselves with orcs and the like."

((A few things, Marrow. A) What are the names of "our" ladies, and do they have any specialties or distinguishing features. B) What is Timiro's legal policy on humanoid sacrifice, especially of slaves?))
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cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:19 pm Post subject:

"Sos we are startings a slave rebel...releb...uprisin den?"
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Marrowlight · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject:

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((I just figure that there will be some who are not suited to heavy labor or... servicing... heavy labor, so perhaps my lord might like them... since the others are being used to further a plan of ambitious chaos))
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Marrowlight · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:20 am Post subject:

Ogres obviously aren't heavy labor. Why else would they always be making time with human women? Cool

cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:57 am Post subject:

an Ogre womans parts is built of muscle powerful enough to snap the neck of a full grown ox and ringed with teeth, even Bobba Fett isn't escaping that one. Would you want to put your peeps in there?
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Marrowlight · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:30 am Post subject:

In all seriousness, one of the more exotic women is a Lizard Woman. Takes all kinds of kink to make the world go round. Would you want to request her?

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Lizard man is too far out there; if we're keeping a stable of four, we'd need things in the realms of more accessible kinks... while we may come across a herpephiliac, it's far more likely that we'll run into a dude who likes to face-fuck gnomes or be cornholioed by an ogre.
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Marrowlight · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:18 am Post subject:

I can definitely get you guys a gnome girl. For the special kind of deviant nobles.

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Q: "What's the best part about sex with a gnome?"

A: Hearing the pelvis break.

Q: What's the worst part about sex with a gnome?

A: Cleaning the blue off your dick.
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cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:59 pm Post subject:

I have a really bad joke, but I think I'll keep it to myself
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Marrowlight · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:51 am Post subject:

((As a note, Charlton "Charlie" the former Imperial Legionnaire will be accompanying you both)).

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Marrow, do I know... or can I learn from Auntie or the Harlot's sources... where Necromancers are likely to be found in Timiro? Places where I can be reasonably sure to get a number of slaves to start with?
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Marrowlight · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:20 pm Post subject:

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Considering one still mentions half-orcs (Truth!), I don't think they were updated.
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Marrowlight · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:06 pm Post subject:

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Our four whores:

1) Camilla, assuming she's relatively "tame" (i.e. we don't have to look out for her running away). A spare sword if we need it. If we have to worry about her running away, Gibby or Nest... I want an exotic, and these will be the easiest to keep track of.

2) Ginger, Bubbles, or Diana. I want a real beauty.

3) Krista. Another sword, if necessary, and someone to dominate nobles who like that sort of thing. If she's with another team, Mirabelle, then Jeanette, and lastly White Apple. Nothing against White Apple, but if the lords want to screw an orc, they've got options.

4) I'd want Wolf, but since he's a money-maker for Auntie, and likely has his own band of followers in the West, Harlot is going to have to take the man-roles. We don't have the people to keep an eye on any of the other men. I'd love to have one of Athelisia, Aziria, or Ireda... class would be great, especially for jobs that are as much "escort" as "prostitute". If their contracts won't let them leave, then another of my back-ups... Ginger, Bubbles, or Diana is preferable.

So, ranked in order of preference:

1) Camilla, if she is tractable. Gibby or Nest, if not.
2) Ginger, Bubbles, or Diana. I don't care which.
3) Krista or Mirabelle
4) Athelisia, Aziria, or Ireda
5) If any of these can't be filled, additionals from Krista, Mirabelle, Ginger, Bubbles, Diana, Athelisia, Aziria or Ireda.

The Harlot will also serve when we need a male or an additional female (like a submissive, or a beastophile); the men Auntie has are either unreliable or so lucrative that taking them will be counter-productive.

I need to learn Heal Wounds. I'll see if I can, given I'm now level 4, and not yet updated.
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